‘Knock, Knock’ Jokes

These 'Knock, knock' jokes 
aren't very funny.
This poem is already too long.
	And it keeps getting longer.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Trayvon.
Trayvon who?
Trayvon Martin, who
just left his house to go to the store.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jordan.
Jordan who?
Jordan Miles, who
is back in high school, 
after he was beaten by three cops.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Melissa.
Melissa who?
Melissa Anderson, who
fired a warning shot 
over the head of a man who attacked her.
The police arrested her and took her to jail.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny Gammage, who
thought the cops wouldn't kill 
a famous football player.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tamir.
Tamir who?
Tamir Rice, who was 12 years old,
and thought no Cleveland cop would think
that a toy gun
was a real weapon. 

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Michael.
Michael who?
Michael Brown, who 
thought a cop wouldn't kill him in a quiet suburb like Ferguson, MO

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Trayvon Martin, again.
Trayvon Martin who?
Trayvon Martin is you.

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