Was the guy you took home last night as good as he looked?
Not bad, not bad.
So he wasn't the most exciting one you've ever had?
Comparisons are odious.
Anyway, I'm not running some kind of competition for the best bed partner.
That's an idea. There could be different contest categories, based on age,
size, whatever.
And imagine the awards!
I don't think so.
Anyway, the Bible teaches,
I assume in a different context,
“Judge not, lest ye be judged.”
Jon Robison Poetry 